- Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
- Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
cosmo sex tip #669
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
omg
gabriela
bahahaha
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
HAHHAHAHAHAHA NO
Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
(Source: esexist)
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em


